I first saw rabbit jumper
I was creeping online
clicking on girls
checking astrological signs

I next saw rabbit jumper
at a party with my ex
I got so depressed
I kicked the DJ decks

Developing a bad reputation
for always crossing the line
but that’s a habit of mine

I saw pointy ears
everywhere I went
I saw them in Glasgow
I saw them in Kent, I was fixated

Cold black eyes
kept me awake
I saw doppelgängers
at the May Day parade

Developing a bad reputation
for seeing bunnies all of the time
but that’s a habit of mine

Rabbit jumper, rabbit jumper
rabbit jumper, rabbit jumper
rabbit jumper, rabbit jumper
when will you be mine?

I’d given up hope
I burned all my clothes
I walked around naked
in the freezing cold

I ran to the mall
I turned over the racks
said, “I don’t want a small
gimme something that fits!”

Developing a bad reputation
for buying the wrong size
but that’s a habit of mine

Rabbit jumper, rabbit jumper
rabbit jumper, rabbit jumper
rabbit jumper, rabbit jumper
when will you be mine?

Rabbit jumper, rabbit jumper
rabbit jumper, rabbit jumper
rabbit jumper, rabbit jumper
when will you be mine?